Yes. GRRRR!, Indeed.
Well, glad you could join us again. And this time, because we’re tired of teasing you, we have a really big tv. Though it has only been a week or two since I last saw you under the veil of a HPSA meeting (since we had our secret rendezvous only two weeks ago), the diligent officers of HPSA have still found enough important information to throw together an overflowing newsletter. By the bye, I would like to mention the induction of the entire Onion© staff and Bill Watterson into our staff. Such nice fellows too. Bill, as he insists I call him, has drawn up (on very short notice, props to Bill!) a very appropriate Calvin and Hobbes, which you can read shortly. Don’t skim through Raman’s important message and jump to the comic…I’ve got my eyes on you. Just peruse the text before you, one word at a time, and behold the glory of Volume III, Issue #6. I’m sorry if you’re tired of the Liechtensteins, but I can’t help myself. If it’s any consolation, it was either the dog here or the powerpuff girls. And this one really is my favorite.
So, did anyone catch the XFL Saturday? I watched a quarter, and I couldn’t stop thinking that it was fixed. It seemed as though one team kept dropping easy passes, running into instead of around linebackers, etc. But, I digress. Listen, guys, I’ve got something really important to say to you this month. It requires your utmost attention, so put down your pizza, stop chatting, and really concentrate on this new, enthralling information:
Directly affiliated with the University Honors Program (UHP), HPSA is a student run group, maintaining honors students involvement with each other, their faculty, and their community in activities, both social and academic. Every meeting is on the first Tuesday of every month, September through June, and is at 9 p.m. in the lobby of New Hall, our Honor’s Dorm. To officially join, call or visit the UHP office in Temple Tutwiler Hall (348-5554).
As well as this newletter, which I maintain, Raman “special: five for a dollar!” Sehgal maintains this very HPSA website, which continues its tradition of random ramanisms, our old newsletters, and officer pics and personal info. If you check it out, people will actually start liking you and not just telling you they do.
If you have any comments, suggestions, or submissions about or for our program, newsletter, or website, send us some email (hpsa@bama.ua.edu). If you can’t get enough of our illustrious news and activities here at HPSA, join our mailing list by sending an email to listserv@bama.ua.edu, with only “SUBSCRIBE UHP-L” written in your message. Now that all that is done, here’s the continuation of GREATEST NEWSLETTER EVER WRITTEN. Until next month.