He really is naked...under his clothes I Have Nothing to Say

     Do I ever ask Kana for anything? No. Somehow, I feel that she should return that favor, but she never does. For instance, last night all I wanted to do was watch Fight Club for the fourteenth time. Just those two hours would have made my day, but no.

     Kana: Eric, have you done the newsletter yet?
     Eric: Uhhhh, yeah.
     Kana: Good, can I see it?

     And this is where my whole night comes to a halt. I must begin work on the newsletter. My first order of business is to take all the articles that my fellow officers have sent in and organize them. Next is the fun part. I get to write my article. And what do I choose to write about? Why, the BabyMop of course.
     The BabyMop is the dazzing new creation sweeping (haha, sweeping, get it) the country. Haven't seen it? Well, that's what we at HPSA are here for: to alert you, the student, of the world around you. Does anyone actually care about the BabyMop? Probably not; let's watch Fight Club.

-Eric Peterson,
The Best Secretary.
petersonew@aol.com