President -  Allie Esslinger Our facist dictator fearless leader, working the officers for HPSA to the bitter end. Vice President - Mimi Srygley Standing ready to take a bullet for the president. Third Member -   Taylor Nichols No one is quite sure what the Third Member does, but HPSA's a better organization because of it. Secretary - Amanda Heath Keeps HPSA's affairs running coolly; disturbingly helpful to anyone who needs her assistance. Treasurer - Jennifer Rodriguez HPSA members trust her with their money because she fences, and I don't think she'd hesitate to stab potential embezzlers. Historian -  Stephanie Emens In ten thousand years, when the apes who rule the planet uncover humanity's relics, Melissa will make sure HPSA's well-represented. Librarian - Matt Wright Purveyor of all things geeky -- namely, HPSA's website, email, newsletter, and the New Hall computer lab. Female Sports Chair -   Alicia Waggoner Makes HPSA's name known and feared throughout the UA intramural sporting scene. Male Sports Chair - Jordan Pounders See above, but with HPSA's buff men. Service Chair - Beaumont Brackeen Coordinates all of HPSA's selfless activities for the community, Social Chair - Andy Jones Provides quota of (Am)Rock n' Roll; Ensures that HPSA stays as social as the USSR. Information Chair - Jason Repp Keeps HPSA members informed of scholarships and opportunities. In other words, your new best friend. Publicity Chair - Alex Hegji Makes sure all of HPSA's licentious scandals remain fully public. Also, the mastermind behind most of HPSA's propaganda.