The Naked Secretary

     Hey guys. Now it’s my turn to talk about HPSA. Before I say anything else: welcome, welcome, blah, blah, blah. Ok, got that out of the way. Here we go.
     I decided to join HPSA in the glory days of 1999. There were three major reasons behind my decision. HPSA offered free food, an appealing resume item and a way to meet girls. Those are still three great reasons to join, but let me give you one more. HPSA is a great organization for college life. What do I mean? Let me explain.
     By joining HPSA, you now have a huge variety of activities at your fingertips. Whether you enjoy watching a movie or helping children learn about computers, HPSA provides opportunities for anything you can imagine. So, come to a movie or a service activity. If you like to write, send me an article, and I’ll stick it in the newsletter. Heck, come up with your own activity and HPSA will back you. That’s what makes us the greatest organization ever! Ok, so I get carried away, but we do have fun.
     And, to get your motor running, run for office next year. Then you can really see all the “fun” we have putting this thing together. And, as an officer, you get more free food, a better resume item and first crack at meeting the freshmen/ freshwomen.

-Eric Peterson,
The best secretary ever.
petersonew@aol.com